Munction Rules

Curleycues and thingamajigs

Populate the homes of pigs

They have no taste except for food

Avoid them and don’t come unglued

They have no need for wigs

Like horse-headed men of question

Munctious dudes of elevation

The first rule of munction

If you really hope to function

Diversion from the real station

The first rule states you must

stay behind a veil of dust

Don’t call attention home

Be cool, don’t let your words roam

Avoid advertising your lust

When following rule number one

Don’t talk of all that’s under the sun

There’s no need for a number two

Pigs don’t know what they should do

But don their wigs and have some fun

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